The Soviet Union of Nodea Rudav is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dimitri Molokov with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 20.235 billion Rudavians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rudavia. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nodea Rudavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,690 trillion Kremlin Kredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,976 Kremlin Kredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged, and the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nodea Rudav's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drekanity.

Nodea Rudav is ranked 16,476^th in the world and 4^th in Esvanovia for Largest Populations, with 20.2 billion capita.